Ecard spam
Die. I’ve been getting eleventy-seven of these for the past month or so. My spam filter still hasn’t caught on. Kill, kill, kill.
View ArticleFucking almost missed Star Trek
Comcast! Must! Die! Cable went out today. After checking all the connections in our apartment pointlessly (because this shit is never our fault), I concluded that it must have been some Comcast-related...
View ArticleOkay, fuck. It’s time to eliminate pennies.
No Change For You: AMC Theaters “Doesn’t Carry Nickels?” – Consumerist Apparently, AMC doesn’t carry nickels (uh, duh, see the headline above). Presumably, then, they don’t carry pennies, either. And...
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$370 to replace a lost green card! I thought $290 was excessive, but I hadn’t noticed the additional $80 biometrics fee. What the fuckity fuck? That’s it… The USCIS is now officially at the top of my...
View ArticleFlip-flops are never acceptable footwear.
Unless you’re at a gym, a pool, a spa, or maybe the beach. Tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky. Tacky. When they’re nice enough looking that they could be called “thong sandals”, I’m willing to let it slip,...
View ArticleOne big Ponzi scheme.
When did the internet turn into a combination of a bad self-help book, an infomercial, a get-rich-quick-scheme? It all leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. I don’t want to hear from self-proclaimed,...
View ArticleHow to Blogetize Your Money
How to Make Money With Your Blog. Blah. SEO. Blah. Monetization. Blah. Boring. Lame. Gay. Gay gay gay gay super gay. Here’s the only tip that matters: have a blog that doesn’t suck. Then make money as...
View ArticleShotgun Weekend
Ah, the weekend. Two weeks ago, I didn’t have these. If you don’t have a job, go to school, or belong to a religion that observes a holy day of some sort, the week has no beginning, and no end. It’s an...
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On The Perpetual Stupidity of Women On The Internet
Today’s guest post is brought to you by Beth from b e t h i s. This is all part of the 20 Something Bloggers “Blog Swap 3” Don’t forget to go check out my post over on her site. Candice has a little...
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I totally forgot I was making eggs…
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View ArticleNoise Control
Part of my neighbourhood is a quiet zone, because there are lots of old, dying people living there. So, why does the church down the road get away with it’s damned...
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